Funny French Phrases

Rachel Hanson
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Although we recognize the stereotype of the fussy French waiter muttering funny words like crétin, idiot or imbécile at boorish tourists, there are many more funny French phrases that don't require anyone to be the butt of the joke. Whether the literal meaning is funny or the sounds create a tongue twister, these fun phrases provide comic relief to the travailing French learner.

Funny French Expressions

The following phrases strike non-French speakers as very funny when taken out of context. While the literal meaning points one way, the contextual meaning points another. When these phrases are learned in context, they are readily accepted. French learners translating with a dictionary will get lots of laughs out of these expressions.

Ah, la vache!

A very popular expression in France, this expression means 'Oh my goodness!' The literal translation, 'Oh, the cow' strikes non-native French speakers as downright hilarious.

Aller au charbon

Meaning that you're up to something very difficult, this phrase is often misinterpreted.

Avoir le cafard

Having a cockroach is an expression that means that you're feeling down in the dumps.

Avoir une araignée au plafond

Having a spider on the ceiling means the same as the American expression, 'you have a screw loose'.

Avoir une peur bleue

'Having a blue fear' means that you are scared stiff.

Boire comme un trou

What might it mean to 'drink like a hole?' This is the French expression for getting extremely drunk.

Casser les oreilles

While the literal translation is 'breaking someone's ears,' this actually means to get on someone's nerves with too much or the wrong kind of noise. This is a common French phrase in families or student housing for everything from loud music to nagging.

C'est la fin des haricots

While this expression literally means 'that's the end of the beans,' the French meaning is 'that's the last straw.' This expression, used often in exasperation, is quite confusing to French learners until they realize the meaning is not literal.

Entre chien et loup

Literally translating to 'between the dog and the wolf,' this expression means 'dusk or twilight.'

Etre un bon coup

While on the surface it may seem that this expression means 'being a good hit,' the meaning actually refers to being good in bed.

Faire un tabac

Being the toast of the town is what this expression means, although it translates to 'doing a tobacco.'

Funny French Tongue Twisters

Unlike the funny French phrases above, which require people to know both the literal and figurative meanings, some groups of words simply sound silly when spoken. Tongue twisters are funny in and of themselves because they are absurdly hard to say. Since they are alliterative, meaning they often start with the same letter, tongue twisters often starts to sound like gibberish, reducing both the listener and speaker to fits of laughter. For learners of French, these are excellent phrases for pronunciation practice.

As-tu vu le tutu de tulle de Lili d'Honolulu?

Have you seen Honoluli Lili's tulle tutu?

Ce ver vert sévère sait verser ses verres verts.

This strict green worm knows how to pour his green glasses.

Cinq chiens chassent six chats.

Five dogs are chasing six cats.

Didon dîna, dit-on, du dos d'un dodu dindon.

Didon ate, it is said, from the back of a fat turkey.

Je veux et j'exige du jasmin et des jonquilles

I want and demand jasmine and daffodils.

La mule a bu tant qu'elle a pu.

The mule drank as much as he stank.

La pipe au papa du Pape Pie pue.

Pope Pius' dad's pipe stinks.

La robe rouge de Rosalie est ravissante.

Rosalie's red dress is ravishing.

Lily lit le livre dans le lit.

Lily reads the book in the bed.

Natacha n'attacha pas son chat qui s'échappa.

Natasha did not tie up her cat, who escaped.

Poisson sans boisson--c'est poison!.

(To eat) fish without drinking wine is poison!

Seize chaises sèchent.

Sixteen chairs are drying.

Si mon tonton tond ton tonton, ton tonton sera tondu.

If my uncle shaves your uncle, your uncle will be shaved.

Si six scies scient six cyprès, six cents scies scient six cent cyprès.

If six saws saw six cypresses, six hundred saws saw six hundred cypresses.

Ta tentative a été totalement futile!

Your attempt was completely futile!

Tonton, ton thé t'a-t-il ôté ta toux?

Uncle, did your tea take away your cough?

Trois petites truites non cuites trois petites truites crues

Three little uncooked trout, three little raw trout

Va t'en, Satan ta femme t'attend.

Go away, Satan, your wife is waiting.

Voilà trois mois qu'il boit moins que toi.

Here are three months that he drank less than you.

Zazie causait avec sa cousine en cousant.

Zazie talked with her cousin while sewing.

Funny French in Movies

The French are indeed funny as demonstrated by some good examples of French comedies, such as:

French Humor

Whether you're just starting to learn French or sound almost like a native speaker, French humor is a fun way to experience the language and culture of France. In addition, tongue twisters can provide pronunciation practice and a good laugh all at once. Funny phrases are good for learners and teachers alike, providing amusement and instruction all in one.

Funny French Phrases